October 2011
4 posts
September 2011
5 posts
August 2011
3 posts
October 2010
1 post
Ok, so...
I haven’t posted since January 2010, and I swear, I’ll try to change that…
In the meantime, I’ll be the first to admit that I’m very passionate about sports. I get it! Your team is the only team and if anyone else messes with that, they’re subject to trash-talk, humiliation, etc.
However, Yankees fans… Get over yourselves. Your team is not going to the...
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
2 posts
November 2009
2 posts
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/clips/... →
Um, how cute is Taylor Swift? I love when you can tell how involved hosts are with their monologue writing (unlike, ah-hem, Gerard Butler…).
“Hey Joe, I’m doin real well. Tonight I’m hosting SNL.” Haha…
Everytime I think I’m losing my mind, I come across stories about little gems like this Illinois prisoner… Thank you, sir. When you get out of prison, give me a call, we’ll get a drink. I bet you tell the best stories.
“An Illinois prisoner claims his swimmers are responsible for Kate Gosselin’s eight AND Octomom Nadya Suleman’s latest litter … and now he...
October 2009
3 posts
Is it just me?
Or is this a painfully slow Monday?
TGIF
radio announcer: “And what happens at this time every day?”
me: “Lunch time!”
radio announcer: “That’s right, you get lunch!”
best. timing. ever.
September 2009
11 posts
ladies, i dont care how bad the economy is...
There is no need to be a prostitute… Or a slut.
As many times I've seen Sex and the City...
(the movie) and as many parts as there are to cry at…
I just cried at the part where Carrie gave Louise a Louis Vuitton bag for Christmas…
I’m not quite sure what to make of this…
Anybody watch Flipping Out?
If you don’t, you should. Jeff Lewis is hilarious. I’m watching Tuesday’s episode, and this part was so damn funny, I had to pause and write it down.
A little bit of background… Jeff Lewis used to date this guy named Ryan. They were a terrible couple, so they broke up and became business partners in flipping/remodeling houses. Ryan and his partner have a 3-year-old named...
Dear MTA,
I don’t care what time it is, it should not take me over an hour to get home from FiDi.
Why was there a fare hike??
Sincerely,
Talour
Had the ultimate FML moment last night
And I have the hangover and bruised knuckles to prove it. I would share, but my therapist said it’s too soon to discuss it openly.
August 2009
5 posts
“I loved this dialogue on True Blood tonight between Eric and Pam when Sam meets...”
Okay R Patz, enough of this silly game...
Please come out of hiding.
I promise to stop telling the world about our love affair.
xoxo
dear small child in the park,
I am hungover and do not need to hear your wailing and screeching. Knock it off. Thanks, Talour
K
Does anyone watch So You Think You Can Dance?
Okay, not to be a bitch… In all seriousness… Why, OH WHY?!, is Evan in the top 4? No, really?! Evan is good at Broadway. That’s it. I’ve felt that all the way from auditions through this whole competition. Top 20? No. Top 10? No way. Top 4?? What the f-?!
Why isn’t the top 4 comprised of Kayla, Brandon, Jeanine and Ade?
I’m about halfway through the DVR-ed...
A few issues with the Today Show...
So I already watched Kings of Leon’s performances on the Today Show cause I DVR’ed all 4 excruciating hours… But here are my issues:
1. As soon as KOL put the notice on Facebook that they would be performing on the Today Show, I signed up for the “fan pass” notice.
2. As soon as the “fan pass” notice email went out, I replied within 4 (I repeat FOUR)...
July 2009
6 posts
Not that I give two shits about Miley Cyrus...
But her stalker’s got some serious style. He said she sends him “secret messages” through her TV show.
Totally gonna use that when I start stalking Robert Pattinson.
June 2009
5 posts
Carrie Prejean emails making the rounds... →
Okay, so if these are real… What a bitch! I mean, seriously?! You’re not Julia Roberts, honey. Did she really think that there would be no rules and regulations and protocol in her Miss California contract? Geez, if I had a doctor’s appointment and told my boss like she did, I’d be fired in two seconds. I’m glad she got fired and I hope she goes away now.
STEVIE! →
May 2009
2 posts
