Anybody watch Flipping Out?
If you don’t, you should. Jeff Lewis is hilarious. I’m watching Tuesday’s episode, and this part was so damn funny, I had to pause and write it down.
A little bit of background… Jeff Lewis used to date this guy named Ryan. They were a terrible couple, so they broke up and became business partners in flipping/remodeling houses. Ryan and his partner have a 3-year-old named Chloe. Up until recently, Jeff was banned from seeing her because of some bad behavior on his part (i.e. teaching her cuss words, throwing her babydoll around, etc).
So Jeff goes over to Ryan’s house to pick Chloe up to take her to lunch. They’re going over the “rules” and this dialogue happens:
Jeff: “…What else? No cussing… There was something else I missed…”
Ryan: “No more alcoholic beverage comments. Because now when she goes to school and they ask her what she wants to drink, she says chardonnay because of you.”
Jeff (in solo interview): “I’ll be the first to admit I have a very strange sense of humor. If my 3-year-old said her favorite drink was chardonnay and she wanted a boob job for Christmas, I think that’s funny.”
Jeff: “Chloe, what’s your favorite drink?”
Chloe: “Chardonnay.”
Come on, that is some funny shit. I’m dying. I love Jeff Lewis. I would hire him to remodel my house because he’s so damn hilarious… oh, and he’s a good designer.
